chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit

I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage

by chutneyferret January 21, 2004

Hostility

When someone is not friendly, has cruel intentions towards you, or treats you poorly.

There hostility was obvious when they injured poor Johnny.

by The Chosen 1 #1 April 16, 2016

Hosting

A term used when a person opens his home for a private event he is said to be the host or is "Hosting". It can also be used to "Host". This term has moved more recently into the gay community and is seen in private online forums like Craigslist adds where homosexuals are looking for other homsexuals and "host" private events or are said to be "Hosting" at their place.

Hey guys, S/W/M 8" uncut looking to meet some hot young guys, I'm hosting at my place this evening, cum over, door is open.

Hey, I'm looking to meet a few young hot guys tonite, I can't host because I'm married but I'm looking for a guy friend on the side NSA. (No strings attached)

by Hostwiththemost June 7, 2013

force field of hostility

Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.

“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”

by AP, IW, CT, VL November 25, 2006

receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.

Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.

by theoldsage November 13, 2016

food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019