Hatsation

The false perception that a hat is still on your head even though it was recently removed. Typically occurs after having hat in place for extended periods of several hours or more. The perception is often strong enough that you may reach to remove or adjust the hat even though it is no longer there.

At dinner, after the game, the starting pitcher experienced repeated moments of hatsation as he reached for a baseball cap that was not there.

by Barnguy November 18, 2012

Hornation

The quality or condition of being in a constant state of over-sexualization. Constantly being horny.

Dude, that awesome, sexy girl was grinding on me at the club last night. Left me in hornation for two days

by xiaolin1234 November 26, 2009

Hoenation

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

by slimjcash August 4, 2016

No Hesitation

1: To not wait

2: the name of a very attractive band with a lot of good looking people in it

1: I would so like to go get frozen yogurt, no hesitation.
2: Did you see No Hesitation perform at the Talent Show? They were awesome.
3: I still want frozen yogurt. Or we could go go-carting, no hesitation.
4: Kinslee wanted us to get frozen yogurt, but we played Lazer Tag instead. The green team won. No Hesitation.

by hey_its_Sydney_Adams May 27, 2013

The MacGinnis Hesitation

The fleeting--yet confused--pause experienced by one's fingertips and mind when one is presented with even one's most heavily-used user/password login screens.

After exhibiting the MacGinnis Hesitation, the subject commenced to provide her accurate login credentials.

by MacBerk September 23, 2009

Seat Cushion Hesitation

The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.

Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.

by pandamonger September 21, 2009

Hosation

the noun form of a hosed state.

User: "My computer is hosed again."
Tech Support: "This hosation was caused by a virus downloaded during your excessive porn surfing."

by Brian N April 21, 2006