homonarcissist

The worst variety of homo out there. Totally self-absorbed with his own sexual attractions to the point of demanding mass acceptance, even celebration of same. Tolerance is not good enough for this rabidly political animal. Closely related to homofascism.

When a small pizza shop was asked their opinion on queer "marriage", the homonarcissists began tantrum-ing and threatened to burn it down.

by Dr Zempf April 17, 2015

homonator

A man who is SO gay that he is like a gay machine. He is beyond gay like the Terminator was beyond human.

"The worst part about it is, Jeff doesn't even try to be that gay! He is not a man, he is the fucking Homonator!"

by Iggy Pup May 28, 2006

Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac

Correct Pronunciation:
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.

Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.

"You're retarded!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're a Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac! What now??"

by Karisa. December 9, 2008

Hobson's choice

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).

A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

ad homonym

Attacking someone's grammar/spelling in debate rather than focusing on their argument. An intentional play on the word "ad hominem".

Person A: I think you're argument is illogical. Here are several well-reasoned arguments why I think so.

Person B: It's "your", not "you're". I will now call you names like "illiterate imbecile" while completely ignoring the fact that you pwned me in reason and logic.

Person A: That's an ad homonym attack.

by mais March 20, 2013

homonausic

Adjective: An term describing one suffering from homonausia, an ailment resultant from negative experiences with members of the gay community that leads to a fear of and loathing for any and all homosexuals.

"I'm not homophobic; I'm not scared of them. I'm homonausic; I'm just sick of them."

by Ed Heeney's Biggest Fan March 8, 2005

homonecropedopyrobestiality

When one has sex with a burning, dead, young animal of the same sex.

Wow, Dave has been having sex with a lot of burning, dead, young, male animals. I don't know why he is into that homonecropedopyrobestiality. At least he's not humping dead chicks anymore.

by Dr. Mark Soto April 10, 2008