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Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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horsed

to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!
Mr Oller looked after a horse for a day and got a ass full of horse cum!
by el tit face August 19, 2003
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Horsedog

A near-mythical creature that resembles a large dog much like a great dane but with an unusually elongated nipple. He roames the streets granting wishes to those cunning enough to catch him.
Matt: "Hey did you just see that?"
Jeff: " Oh yeah, that's horsedog."
by Deuce1398 October 19, 2010
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Horsed

A Scottish term for a lengthy, rampant session of charged sexual intercourse often fuelled by alcohol. Can frequently involve accidental injury to oneself or the other party as a result of drunken miss-coordination. Frequently culminates in the male becoming flaccid and frustrated before falling asleep.
Alright love, how's about we get you home and have you 'Horsed'?
by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009
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horsedraper

a bestial male who rapes horses (and/or camels) and their children for pleasure. often characterized with desperate and attention deprived feelings. Also affiliated with horse and camel jockeys who get too "close" with their racing companions.
horsedraper is often used in an European accent.
by maiboi June 6, 2010
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Horsedog

When you say a joke or comment but someone else takes credit for it by saying it louder than you right afterwards.
Damn Blake totally just horsedogged me. I said that joke 3 minutes before her.
by Horsedoggy dog July 26, 2020
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horsedick

Genitalia of, around, or relating to horse.
My name...is horsedick.
by fcjsdajfashhf March 5, 2008
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