Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

by legibledeb September 12, 2010

horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.

Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

horsegangslut

Whore Skank Slut. Abreviated. A word invented by the best.

Shes a hella horsegangslut!

by Augusta Dillon November 23, 2007

horseface

see Stephanie Gregory Clifford (disambiguation)

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. "
-God Emperor Donald J. Trump

by johnlee^ October 19, 2018

horseface

a person usually female with an unusually disgusting face that in some way resembles a horse.

"damn look at her body"
"the body is nice but she has a fucking horseface!!!"

by Heather pettit March 19, 2008

Housegathering

A sophisticated way of talking about the socializing application, also know as and and frequently referred to as "Houseparty". The idea shaped itself into existence when, I was chatting with a dear celebrity friend of mine in what the society today calls a "groupchat". I was basically revoking her introvert card because she generally spends her time on the (~renamed version of "Houseparty"~) Housegathering application. Now see that is obviously not a place where an introvert would usually spent their precious introvert time on. I sincerely apologize for straying away from the original subject. I was merely trying to explain how the name "Housegathering" sculpted itself into reality.

Scenario #1 title: "Casual conversation with my pals"

:*Ayisha sents tiktok on "Whatsapp" about being an introvert*

Scenario #2 title: "Relatable Introvert"
:"Mouna's extroverted ass self then proceeds to reply with something along the lines of it being reElAtaAbLe"

Then infamous"Housegathering"
Scenario takes place #3 title :"Realization of extrovertedness and Housegathering"

:*Ayisha engages in the ongoing conversation* but shortly after 1 text message...something happens that nobody would've expected, not even a fortune-teller could predict this unfortunate event. (Ayisha's pov) : "I was feeling eerie, the scenery in front of my eyes became pitch black, my heart was rapidly racing and I was screaming like a madman. I just realized something I should've been aware of much sooner, that Mouna... that damn Mouna I whispered coldly. Mouna was no introvert because...*analyzing the biggest red flag* she mainly participated in video calling on none other then the overly extroverted application "Housegathering".
This certainty is the unpleasant truth, in view of the fact that she frequently invited me to engage in conversations with strangers on the app, I then concluded that she surely was no stranger to extroverted activities.

by Shegia dambanza May 27, 2020

horseface

a person who has facial similarities to a horse. usually the person has large gums that make their teeth scene up everyone elses business, so that they often say, "shit, did you see that girl who looks like a horse, i mean god damn."

"i have a visual on horseface, god damn she looks like a horse"

by jkjkjklololol January 2, 2008