hoportunity

Typically used to describe when house rabbits are free to hop around their humans' homes.

Charlie, enjoy your hoportunity in the family room until it's time to tuck in for the evening.

by SINJim March 9, 2021

hoepportunity

An opportunity given to a known pre gold digger.

The entrepreneur gave her the hoepportunity to assist him in his rise to stardom but she decided to chase a bag somewhere else.

by Junkfinder33 August 3, 2021

whoppertunity

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.

At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.

by QuacksO January 9, 2025

Oppertunity

An oppertunity is a legendary weekend with the boys where the plans are loose, the alibis are looser, and the entertainment falls somewhere between “possibly illegal” and “we never speak of this again.”

A sweet Oppertunity to get rowdy as

by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025

Oppertunity

Oppertunity (noun): The rebel cousin of “opportunity,” used by people who refuse to let the English language tell them what to do.

Oppertunity:
A glorious chance to do something epic, usually involving the boys, bad ideas, and at least one thing you hope never shows up in your camera roll.

by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025