Hopiness 

The quality of believing concepts one wishes or hopes to be true, rather than the facts. (Precursor to truthiness).
Some theorize it is caused by repeated exposure to hopium.

Listening without critical thought, the sea of swaying youths exuded an intense air of hopiness.

Hopiness by Robert Arvanitis August 26, 2008

Extreme Horniness Syndrome 

When you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch.

a: Bruh I'm so thirsty.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.

Extreme Horniness Syndrome by acavern October 23, 2014

hootiness 

the quality of being a 'hoot'

Where do you think I got my hootiness from Megan? I got it from my mum

hootiness by meganwaswrong August 17, 2020

Hokiness 

Corny, artificial, fake

To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.

Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.

"I opened Disney Channel the other night, all I could find on there were some teenage sitcoms with so much hokiness... it was unbearable."

or

"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."

Hokiness by IloveDisney(probablytm)nohate November 27, 2012

inconvenient horniness 

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

inconvenient horniness by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Holliness 

The feeling of ultimate happiness that only Holly can bring on. If your 'Happiness' was caused by Holly then you call it 'Holliness'. Not many people get to experience holliness but those who have say its one of the greatest feelings a human can have.

Person1: "How are you feeling this afternoon?"
Person2: "I'm filled with holliness and on top of the world!"

Holliness by quimy9 July 6, 2010

ass-holiness 

1- Behavior whereby one uses religion or adherence to spiritual principles as justification to behave in a judgmental or negative manner.

2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.

3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.

People who call themselves 'biblical literalists' are engaging in ass-holiness when they disregard inconsistencies in the bible, or resort to interpretive gymnastics to get around one issue (like subjugation of women, or adultery brought about by divorce), while vainly clinging to strict interpretations of other passages (such as prohibition of masturbation, or condemnation of male homosexuality).

ass-holiness by Googie Whithers June 30, 2010