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ritual Hoover

Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.
I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.
by rgcmd April 21, 2009
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Hooven

Bruh jack that weeds got me so hooven
by Footyume April 6, 2019
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Herbert Hoover middle school

A school with a bunch of rich hoes who think they can get away with anything and are so dumb. And also people who can’t live without being high or Hooking up with people
by Egg3305 October 7, 2018
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Herbert Hoover Middle School

A school in Potomac, Maryland that's pretty cool, and almost everyone is at least decently rich. Really smart school and a lot of Asians. (But seriously, it's around 36% Asian.) Teachers are fine, named after Herbert Hoover, but it's a public school, what do you expect?

Also abbreviated as HHMS
Guy 1: Lol I go to Herbert Hoover Middle School.
Guy 2: Dang you must be rich
Guy 1: No, it's a public school lmao
by sirswagger21 July 25, 2020
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Hoovering

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.
1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.
by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010
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Hoover damn

1. An expression used when one is screwed out of a large amount of money due to economic struggle

2. An expression used when an economic struggle interferes with a person's ordinary life
1. "I was hoping for a big christmas bonus but Hoover damn it I only got another hundred bucks"

2. "Man, I can't go to the bar tonight, my paycheck was too low."
"Hoover damn, dude. Hoover damn."
by rcalebvines April 17, 2009
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mood hoover

Someone who sucks all the good feelings out a room. They are obsessed with doom and gloom and that is where there conversations are focued.
Oh no, here comes the mood hoover to share his misery.
by Gailstar May 25, 2007
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