Hootenanny

The scheduling of anal sex days in advance.

Grab some lube this week and lets have a hootenanny Friday night!

by Captain Hook is the best! September 11, 2022

LAN hootenanny

n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.

OneShot: Hey, Btone, what we gonna do this here comin' weekend?

Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?

OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.

Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.

OneShot: Aight.

by Btone June 21, 2005

Hiccup Hootenanny

A "Hiccup Hootenanny" is when a girl is force-fed liters of soda and then made to give blowjobs to many different people.

Guy: Let's have a Hiccup Hootenanny! I'll invite the boys over for a night of fun ;)
Girl: No f**king way

by Fishsticc August 2, 2019

JonTron Hootenannie

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.

If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!

by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017

Hootenanny Shakedown

A good old fashioned party
See Hip-hop Knees Up

That was a fantastic hootenanny shakedown

by Barbara & Sue April 14, 2005

hootenannie

A folk music jam session.

I hear that Neil Young will be playing at the fairgrounds hootenannie this week.

by Bud Beam July 11, 2017

Hootenanny

A gathering of like-minded people with folk music sometimes incorporating dancing, with no less than four fat girls and hosted by your favorite local feed store.

Hey I heard Palo Cedro feed was having a hootenanny September 8th we should go down there is going to be no less than for fat girls and beer.

by Feed store mafia September 1, 2018