Hooked

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hooked on ebonics

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

Hooded Bandit

A way to refer to a uncircumcised penis.

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.

by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022

Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

Hooded Fang

Really awesome indie band, consisting of 6 talented and lovely people from Toronto who have a really "sunny" sound and make you happy and want to bounce around.

Erin: I just got the Hooded Fang EP.
Josh: Really? That's awesome! I saw them live the other day and they sound wicked.
Erin: Yeah, I heard they're super when they play live.
Josh: Hooded Fang rules!

by air_inn January 22, 2009

Hoondawg

Someone who shags all the hot chicks.

ie) Hoondawg... he be genetically superior, bro.

by awesomepossom April 21, 2010