by Neologist #999 May 24, 2016
Get the internet hooker mug.A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.
a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.
a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.
Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"
Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".
Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".
by Parcerito January 28, 2010
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a man/woman who sleeps around with dirty men for a dime or a very cheap price. And can most commonly be found near a convenent store of some sort.
1. I went down to 7 eleven and picked me a dimestore hooker.
2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!
2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!
by Daisy March 26, 2004
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Get the Hookerpreneur mug.A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.
A slut.
A slut.
by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010
Get the Volunteer Hooker mug.What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
by zacon November 29, 2003
Get the Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. mug.A commonly used slang term for prostitute. The word is used to refer to a woman who recieves payment for sexual pleasures she gives to the man she is employed by. Popular legend has it that the term "hooker" came from the American Civil War. There are many different versions of the legend involving Major General Joseph Hooker. A common one: Originally called "camp followers" prostitutes would follow the camps of the army. It was the job of the commanding general to make sure that these women were kept away from the soldiers camps. However, General Hooker never bothered to do so. They soon became known as "Hooker's other army" because they could be seen throughout the Union camps. Later it was shortened to "hookers." There are more still that tell of men questioning the identity of the ladies and being told "They're Hooker's" as in, belonging to Hooker, but the name stuck. Despite the many stories, this may or may not be true. The term "hooker" was used in print as early as the 1830's (years before Hooker was a public figure, and around 30 years before he was the head of the Army of the Potomac.) He was not a "pimp" in any way, as a select few rumor him to be, and was quite a good officer despite his failures. His name, however, seems to be linked to these women who sell their bodies for money.
by I Love Erik August 20, 2008
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