Holdridge Mile

Any distance between 2 points

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"

by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020

hoodride

Term used by Air-cooled VW enthusiasts that refers to someone who has no money and no common sense.

"Hey check out my car. It's lowered and has no front brakes."

"Here's a nickel, go buy a clue hoodrider."

by Mess Wit It March 1, 2007

hoodride

1. an easy and cheap method of transforming an otherwise innocent Volkswagen air-cooled vehicle into something so stupid looking, you'll need circus/clown music to make the "look" complete.

2. a one way ticket to driving an unsafe car in addition to wearing out wheel bearings and rear tires due to feckless negative decamber.

3. all hoodrides must feature a super narrowed front beam for extra cool points among their peers. extra credit bro-brah kudos if spindle mount wheels (no front brakes) and roof rack are utilized.

4. a "look" that will, no doubt, be regretted very much like emo as the owner/driver ages.

"Hey, look... there goes another one of those gay-assed hoodride piles. Obviously, the driver doesn't care about or love his car. What a waste of a perfectly usable VW. Sad."

by Ken Fusion January 13, 2009

Hoodriver

Slang for Hoover or Vacuum Cleaner.

"Use the hoodriver to clean that rubbish!"

by Elliot Boowey December 19, 2017

hoodriver

This is a screwdriver and a hoover combined

its not stupid

im going to use this hoodriver to hoover this mess up .... then stab you with it ok

by peter 223344 August 1, 2019

hoodrie

friends and family

what’s up hoodrie

by hoodrie03 August 18, 2021

Hoodage

What you get when you film fights and dumb shit in the Hood.

Like Footage from the Hood.....Hoodage

I was on Reddit watching Hoodage Videos and lost track of time.

by beerme72 January 3, 2022