Calum Hood

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.

Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.

by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013

Calum Hood

The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.

Michael Clifford is whipped by Calum Hood.

by saudadeskies July 17, 2016

Hood Howdy

Your first sexual assault experience on Fort Hood.

Aww man now we're going to have more SHARP classes. I can't believe PVT Johnson got his first Hood Howdy this weekend!

by Muncha mucuchi February 3, 2021

hoochees

What Daos (the evil guy from Lufia II) calls Maxim and his party when they're just about to pwn him.

Artea - Maxim, Selan can't take much more of this!
Selan - Don't worry about me, Maxim! I can do it!
Maxim - Alright.
Daos - YOU LITTLE HOOCHEES!

by ytfk dot com January 17, 2005

Duke Hood

Calum Hood's dog. He is a rescue and a mixed breed. Calum describes Duke as a baby grandpa, older than he looks.

Girl 1: I love Duke!
Girl 2: Duke who?
Girl 1: Calum's dog, Duke Hood.

by Stream Babycalon March 28, 2020

sippin tea in yo hood

The act of selling drugs in someone else's area of work

Yo ass a pussy bitch ive been sippin tea in yo hood

by fastesthorse12 January 23, 2017

hood twins

When two women in the 'hood get knocked up around the same time by the same man and have children that are very close in age.

Same daddy, different mama's, same year in school.

Man, that fool knocked up all them bitches and had two sets of hood twins!

by LDoc October 22, 2009