hooner

One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.

That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!

by Bibs August 31, 2006

hoober

joint, spliff, doobie,

hey man wanna smoke a hoober?

by Jscratch June 2, 2004

Hoober

A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.

Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.

by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016

hooner

noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'

Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!

by mightlife January 18, 2009

Hobner

A half erect penis

Bob was feeling pretty happy today,especially since he was looking at ghetto booty porn. Then his mom walked in,and he got a hobner...

by Alycee-Maria April 25, 2009

hoober

pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin

Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?

by Amy January 18, 2005

hoobershnitz

a fancy way of saying "oh shit"
for something that isnt really that serious or awful

"hoobershnitz were out of milk"

by Bertiee September 8, 2007