Bare Henching

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.

Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!

by fiftybore March 7, 2011

hooching

Throwing ice cold water on someone when they are sleeping.

I hooched that mother fucker than ran away.

by fjaooz October 2, 2003

Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010

Hunching

passionately making love to another lover.

You weren't Hunching in my bed, were you?

by jumbalia jiji rogers October 21, 2010

Hooching

To dribble excessively in one's sleep

Oh my god Rebekah! You were hooching again last night. The pillow is soaked!

by brownsource November 9, 2016

fork hunching

fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.

My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!

by JimBob aka The Brain November 15, 2018

Henching

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS

"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."

by BadGrafter July 19, 2010