homophobe

People who are afraid of homo, mostly Homo sapiens.

I'm afraid of other people I think that makes me a homophobe.

by Lixie_ March 05, 2023

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homophobe

Someone who repeatedly whines that homosexuals endanger family values and the sanctity of marriage, until outed as a closet case, desperately afraid of the gay person looking back in the mirror.

Someone who calls homosexuality a "lifestyle choice" but their own biology disagrees. Think about it: did you CHOOSE to be straight? As a teenager did you sit down one day and decide whether to be attracted to boys or girls?

It isn't surprising that stories about homophobes (like Bob Allen, Roy Ashburn, Bruce Barclay, Larry Craig, John Curtin, Mark Foley, Matthew Glavin, Ted Haggard, Phillip Hinkle, Glenn Murphy, Brent Parker, George Rekers, Ed Schrock, etc) often end with "was caught behind the restroom with a cock in his mouth".

by JeffGannon January 04, 2012

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adj. Having a fear of homes.

"I've been sleeping in my car and traveling through the country. I just can't stand the thought of settling down anywhere."
"Dude, stop being so homophobic!"

by bluegreengrass April 09, 2014

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The fear of homes

MOM: TINI COME HOME
SON: NO MOM IM HOMOPHOBIC
MOM: ITS OKAY I WON'T LET UNCLE GARY GET NEAR YOU
SON: NO MOM I HAVE FEAR OF HOMES
MOM: WHAT KIND OF PHOBIA IS THAT
*mom drags child to the house*
SON: NOOOO
*child fucking dies*

by KYNETIC February 09, 2022

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