Robbing the Holstein 

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

Robbing the Holstein by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

homester

someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta

Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.

homester by myshell March 30, 2006

Hoetein 

Jizz

Your mom loves that hoetein shake.

Hoetein by Phil_Cutre June 28, 2015

Homestead Provacateur 

A girl who has moved in with a guy because he owns property, plays around the house outside, and trolls on the internet for people to listen to her tripe about 'living outdoors' and 'becoming self-sufficient' when this guy is not at home. Because after all, she is 'totally self-sufficient' pays no rent, works part-time, and lays about, and plays on the computer most of the day.

Homestead Provacateur showed us how to make sundried tomatoes while her dupe wasn't around.

Homestead Provacateur by Rhea Maxmood January 30, 2009

Urban Homestead 

A city dwelling and garden focusing on sustainable practices through growing/raising food and preserving it for off season use. This can also include things such as knitting/crocheting, baking, recycling, repurposing, etc.

I couldn't believe the amount of beautiful produce coming out of the urban homestead next door, and then I smelled the fresh bread and I was in love.

Urban Homestead by AnUrbanHomesteader March 14, 2011

Homestead 

A small town in south florida, with more Mexicans than a mexican town. many Blacks too. after Cubans land there rafts this is one place they like to go. Alot of crime, and filled with drugs. Hot-spot for illegal mexican workers.

Friend1: hey man we need some drugs!

Friend2: alright bro lets swing by Homestead and find a mexican!

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Police: (pulls over mexican guy) Papers ?

Mexican: Scissors! i win! (Drives away)

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Friend1: Man bro im hungry, lets stop at Homestead to get something to eat!

Friend2: Alright what Mexican restaurant do you want to go to?

Friend1: Umm, anything american ?

Friend2: Alright, Taco Bell then.

Homestead by local :o September 1, 2011

homestead high school 

A sad place that wanted itself on Urban Dictionary.

You are as sad as a homestead high school student, take off that fedora

homestead high school by lordcheez October 11, 2017