hohos

A black, cream filled prostitute.

"I love my hohos warm and juicy"
"My favorite snack is a hoho before I go to bed every night"

by ho man March 31, 2009

HoHo Queef

The air discharge resulting from rolling up an African American Woman's flapjack titty like a HoHo and rapidly pressing it together with ones palms.

Guy 1: "Dude, Tanisha's got such sweet flapjack tits that I'm always rollin em up like a Hostess HoHo and squeezing em for fun."
Guy 2: "Yea dude, that's a HoHo Queef. They smell like cocoa and sound like a t-shirt gun! BOOF!"

by Bart Hanover January 13, 2013

Hoho The Monkey

To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.

Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Hoho Meat

The substance found in the clogged arteries of the big fat fatty that just dropped dead of a heart attack.

Doctor, what was the cause of death?

It was a heart attack due to Fatty McFatfat's arteries being clogged with hoho meat.

by lowdogman July 28, 2011

Mexican Hoho

Rolled up grass that is unrolled and used by landscapers.

That guy is laying down some turf with a Mexican Hoho.

by Mario Lomas April 2, 2008

oh hoho!

Expression used when a sarcastic comment is said. Should be said as if you are in pain. The oh should take up the same amount of time to say as the hoho. Should be said with a slight mexican accent.

(Man putting an umbrella down, covered in rain)
"It's a nice day out there today"
"Oh hoho!"

by chessplayer January 14, 2008

hoho poser

a santa wannabe that kant fuck a teddy bear

that hoho poser cant rape a butterfly

by ??? February 5, 2003