hoegerlasmonique

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.

Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?

by Cawkz November 25, 2009

Hogroot

To be screwed (literally or figuratively) or to (literally or figuratively) screw someone or something, in a very guttural or hog like way. The "root" typically being phallic in nature

"Feed my girl red drinks all night then she let me hogroot her" or "I'm too busy to talk, I'm getting hogrooted at work right now" or "Holy shit the Bears took a hogrooting from the Seahawks yesterday"

by BF RS JK MZ Death November 22, 2016

hoager

Hoager - When a woman is being unreasonable about a subject that is irrelevant.

Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.

by SimonClint April 25, 2017

Pole Hogger

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.

"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."

by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

hogberg

To party extremely hard while keeping it classy.

Charlotte got so hogberged last night at afrojack!

by agsf93 October 24, 2011

Hogrida Hand

The definition of a white kid with a Mohawk named Jayden

“Damn, Jayden looking hella hogrida today”

“HOGRIDA”
HOGRIDA HAND 2022

by idk69420mu April 18, 2022

High Five Hogroast

The act of 2 people perfoming penatrative and oral sex with a third person whilst at the same time high fiving.

I wonder if she would allow us to give her a "High Five Hogroast"

by Dirk The Diggler December 9, 2008