hocus pocus

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

by pockets June 21, 2003

Houmoused

In short, when you have a chick pee on you.

She was as flithy as hell, she even houmoused me!

by Stads365 March 20, 2009

Rump Houmous

Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.

Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.

by martallica May 25, 2010

houma

1. a place where there are way to many stores for the common man to spend money in... therefore most people who live in one of these are usually middle class or below

2. a place where all there is to do is shop, eat, sleep, go to a movie, bowl, or putt putt golf.

3. a place that is over-populated and too small

4. a place with WAY to many Walgreens.

5. a place with too many banks and not enough people to put money in them.

"Oh my gosh! You live in a houma? I am so Sorry!"

"Ewwww... you live in a houma? I feel so sorry for you!"

by Resident11 May 26, 2008

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

Hocrum

(hoe-crum) An article of clothing a female leaves behind in your room after a night of hooking up.

That girls left her thong behind from last night, She is always leaving hocrums

by victorioussecret January 2, 2011

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019