Hobbled by Swabs

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.

Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...

by YAWA April 17, 2020

hibble hobble

a non offensive word for a disabled person

mom its a hibble hobble

by hibble hobble maker July 21, 2023

Calvin and Hobbles

Nickname for the current QB/WR tandem for the Detroit Lions. Refers to Calvin Johnson and the oft hurt Daunte Culpepper.

The Lions ended the season 0-16 last year despite the best efforts of Calvin and Hobbles.

by 3_inch_thrill April 10, 2009

Dutchmans hobble

The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit.

I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.

by Horn521 June 16, 2015

gobble hobble

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on

goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(

by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018

French hobble

A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.

If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!

by OldOllie September 25, 2007

Hobble-cocked

verb.
To be misled, and to feel as if you have been betrayed.

I can't believe you would say this right now, I feel simply hobble-cocked!

by BirdWithSuit October 20, 2022