hmpf

alternate spelling of hmph

go away hmpf

by 永遠に January 27, 2020

hmph

Hmph is a word to describe you either agree with some shit or you don't agree. Or hell its one of those words that just come out of no where.

Brad Pitt-"I done checked out this fine ass pregnant Asian today"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you fuck her?"

Brad Pitt-"Hell yeah"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you offer her money for the baby?"

Brad Pitt-"hmph"

by J.D Fresh January 22, 2008

HMFH

HMFH is an acronym commonly used on the campus of Kennesaw State University to show support for the Owls. It stands for Hooty MotherF***ing Hoo

Person 1: Did you see the Owl game last night?
Person 2: Yeah! It was awesome. HMFH!!

by KSHOOO August 29, 2023

Hmph

Acknowledging something interesting.

Hmph, that was sweet.

by Brandon Mead September 30, 2007

HMPH

Shorthand for a common whine emitted by triathletes who have bitten off more than they can chew on an early season bicycle ride. Stands for "Help, My Pussy Hurts"

Jill: OK Kelvin, let's pick up the pace a little, we only have 30 more miles to go.

Kelvin: HMPH!

by Yuri-Nator April 6, 2011

hmph

Invented in 1987 by Craig Robinson.

"Hmph"... includes any alternative spelling such as "hmf" or the like

by Merrian-Webster Dictionary July 22, 2006

Hmph

Something said while walking with another person after seeing something out of the ordinary. Usually this expression comes with a side glance that is met by the other persons eyes. This occurs only when somehing is funny, but too weird for words.

When I was walking down the street with Susy the other day their was this weird fat guy with a speedo and an apron that said kiss the cook on. All we could do is look at eachother and say hmph.

by invisble donkeys January 4, 2009