shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.

This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me

by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010

Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking

When a group or a single person tricks the stupid ass admins of a belieber facebook fan page into letting them become admin. They then delete the other admins and often turn it into different themes such as MLP:FIM, Spiderman, Slenderman, or anything against justin beiber faggot. Biebfags tend to RAGE when their facebook page is taken from them.

You:Can I please be an admin on the page? I am really good at imagines, I will do s4s and will stay active for as long as possible! I can help the page out as much as possible!
Them: Sure!
You: *Deletes everyone else and commits Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking*

by im-not-a-tripfag July 20, 2011

Hijack

A popular online pairing between Jack Overland Frost (Of Rise of the Guardians) and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (Of How to Train Your Dragon)

"Yeah I ship Hijack"
"But neither one of them are gay?"
"STFU"

by Aedan Frost March 22, 2013

Plane Hijacker Sex

When you have sex with someone from the Middle East either on accident or on purpose

Narrator: student watches porn and has plane hijacker sex

by Plat's gat December 10, 2021

vocabulary hijacking

Choosing a word because it evokes a specific emotion rather than because it is accurate.

After 9/11 the word "terrorism" became a much more emotional term for Americans than before, when it was equally deplorable yet much more theoretical in most people's minds (i.e. something that happens elsewhere). Consequently, politically active people engaged in vocabulary hijacking by applying the term "terrorist" to their opponent's activities (e.g. environmental "terrorists", government-sponsored "terrorists", anti-choice "terrorists").

by FigurinOutLife April 9, 2006

facebook status hijacker

When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!

Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps

John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!

by fishsticks25 August 7, 2010

hijacking

1: Masturbating in a plane when in mid-flight(especially in the cock-pit)

2. Masturbating while stoned

Yesterday, I was hijacking in a hijacked plane

by PowerSerg June 15, 2011