Hitchhiker:
To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.
To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.
by Ryedawg II September 21, 2009

When you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. You proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the vagina while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her orgasm.
As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.
by cskIcemancsk July 29, 2009

by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010

When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!
The Hitchhiker
by G Money 44 June 27, 2011

by John Clever March 19, 2003

n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.
syn: dingleberry
syn: dingleberry
by EmmyFoofoo May 5, 2008

A hitchhiker is an item that is placed in a geocache, and has instructions to travel to other caches.
Sometimes they have logbooks attached so you can log their travels.
A Travel Bug is an example of a hitchhiker
Sometimes they have logbooks attached so you can log their travels.
A Travel Bug is an example of a hitchhiker
by outlive December 18, 2006
