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hippiecrite

Someone who wants you to think they are the epitome of earthy, liberal and a total crunch, but really aren't.
Virginia, you live a block away but drive to school anyways, you're a hippiecrite.
by oronoian December 25, 2010
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hippie crack

DiNitrogen Monoxide. N20. nitrous, laughing gas,
Man, two baloons of that hippie crack and all i want is more!
by Subeej March 31, 2003
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Hippie Hill

a place in san francisco where people enjoy the essence of herbs and other soul-satisfying adventures. quite an enjoyable experience if you get the stuff from the right people.
jasmine and i lost our drug-virginity on Hippie Hill when we were 13
by vanilla shake March 30, 2009
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hippie dance

When you flail your limbs around in an uncoordinated fashion to a song. It feels good, but looks bad.
This indie band really makes me want to hippie dance.
by XoMbYz December 28, 2014
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Techno Hippie

A term used for someone who likes the technology of 'their' present. but doesn't like the idea of consuming both 'lots of resources' and 'chemicals into their bodies'.

some one who believes both technology and nature can live in harmony, but also believe that people just need to give them both a chance.
"Let technology live on but lets use the knowledge of our ancestors to keep us going." this is often what a Techno Hippie would say.
by PrinceMjrn June 7, 2011
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hippiecrite

A portmanteau of the words hippie and hypocrite, used to point out typically wealthy liberal elitist persons who preach traditional hippie values such as tolerance, environmental awareness, socialism/liberalism, personal freedom, pacifism, well-being and human empathy, but in practice do the opposite.
There are many hippiecrites in the world who drive their 8 cylinder Land Rovers through the Starbucks drive-thru, waiting in line for 10 minutes for their Soy Mocha Tall Grande Latte while releasing emissions into the ozone layer and wasting fuel unnecessarily reving their engines thinking it will speed up the process, and then ridicule the less fortunate Ford Escort in line in front of them because it occasionally puffs smoke from the tailpipe, and then stop at BK afterwards for a Double Whopper, wolfing half a pound of cow down while smoking a nice cigarette, and then yell a passing obscenity at the driver of an old pickup truck with a National Rifle Association Sticker on it for being a gun toting, psychopathic lunatic and would not even so much as bleed a penny for a good cause or a homeless person, and believe that everyone should live by their rules and be forced to eat only overpriced organic food and drive vehicles less than 5 years old.

Many trustafarians are actually hippiecrites, rich closeted conservative children who want to rebel against their parents who were hard working businesspeople who probably started with nothing and struggled to build a fortune while their brat kid pisses it away on drugs, booze, cars, hookers, and traveling.
by Paco Machado August 1, 2008
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