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hispanic

A racial group created by the U.S. government to put all people who descend from Spanish speaking countries into one meaningless group. Hispanic is NOT a racial group. They can be white, black, native american, asian, or any combination of these peoples. Hispanic countries are just as racially diverse as the United States, thus this term has no real meaning.
Moron says: Why does he look white? I thought he was hispanic?
by Cuban_steve September 4, 2005
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hispandering

Hispandering is the combination of the words hispanic and pandering. It is used to describe when a politician or political candidate panders to the Hispanic community, or is seen as submissive to the political wants of the Hispanic community.
Man I thought Marco Rubio was strong on immigration, but he's just hispandering for votes...
by hispandering June 20, 2016
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Hispander

Verb: to Hispander means to pander to Hispanics.

Noun: an Hispander is one who panders to Hispanics.

The term was created by Mickey Kraus (Slate Magazine), popularized by Linda Bentley (Sonoran News), and is currently practiced by many low-life politicians.
Dick Gephardt's recent Hispandering proposal to "legalize undocumented immigrants who have lived in the United States for five years and worked in the country for two years . . ."
by Mark Yannone February 17, 2008
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hispanic time

It refers to the amount of time that a Hispanic, particularly Spanish people, say they'll be somewhere and the time they are there. If you're gonna meet them at 16:00, the interval is from 16:20 to 18:30 usually, but be sure that they'll show up at least 20min late, i've lived in Spain for 18 years now and I can swear it's always like that.
(this is a real conversation I had with a Spanish friend)
him- Why are you mad at me now?
me- is your fuckin' watch broken or what? you said you were going to come at nine and it's ten!
him- I'm not late enough! I'd maybe be late if I had shown up at twelve.

hispanic time...
by FrankieHamish October 24, 2006
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Hispanic Panic

-A state of being typically seen in the (female) Hispanic community. Characterized by increased heart rate, rapid respirations, crying, wailing, fainting or fake fainting.

-Often seen in a setting of extreme grief, sadness or anger.

-A term sometimes used by emergency personnel on scene at an emergency.

- Sometimes, just a show for some attention at a mexican funeral.
-My tia walked in on Hector and Veronica having sex last night; she got all mad and went into Hispanic panic.

-So yesterday at Angel's funeral, my mom started crying hysterically and wailing at the casket. She ended up fainting , so we called 911. The EMT called it Hispanic panic.
by XSHEENX June 30, 2008
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Hispanic

People that come from Spanish speaking countries regardless of race and continent. Not to be confused for a race or ethnicity. People colonized by Spain. So those from Spain, Ecuatorial Guinea, Philippines, and Latin Americans.
Hispanic : Comes from Spanish speaking country. Not that hard.
by Mybrain68 June 1, 2019
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hispandering

"Hispandering": a mashup of "Hispanic" and "pandering" that means faking interest in Hispanic issues and culture for self-serving reasons.
Hispandering: Hillary Clinton is just like your abuela.
by Lazarus Swann July 16, 2016
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