hisoka

A character from hunter x hunter who is a powerful nen user. His abilities include bungee gum, which have the special properties of rubber and gum and molesting children under the age of 16. His favorite things to do are moan “Gonnnnn” and grope Gon who is 12 years old. Hisoka also likes sucking off illumi and does it constantly. They are secret gay lovers who will drop anything at any moment to help the other. Hisoka wants to cheat on illumi with chrollo but chrollo looses his nen which turns off hisoka.
Me: “Guys look Hisoka is going home to his husband Illumi!”
My Friend: “Yeah, but he will probably go have sex with Gon the next day.”
by daddy-yanke2939 September 29, 2020
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hisoka is a character in the anime, hunter x hunter. he's a mf clown looking pedophile but people still think that's okay cause he looks hot- bUT DONT ACTUALLY SIMP OVER PEDO KIDS!!!! his favorite things to say is "bungee gum" 🤧
Friend: Hey, I recently watched hunter x hunter! My favorite character is Hisoka!
Me: whydopeoplelikethatmfpedoimeanheiscutebutlikecANHESTAYAWAYFROMGON AND WHY TF DO YOU EVEN LIKE HIM ANYWAYS?????
by feitan's future wife October 09, 2020
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my love and the hottest character in hxh
by hisokaismylove February 02, 2021
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hisoka
*dates illumi while looking at gons ass*
by Chicks_Eat_Lipstick January 24, 2021
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There are only 2 well-liked pedophiles. Hisoka from Hunter X Hunter and Usui from Kaichou-wa Maid Sama.

Ok but other than that he's a really good antagonist and arguably one of the best antagonists in anime history.
Hisoka: *moans with his back arched and hands on his hips "GONNNNNNNN"
by the anonymous turkey October 28, 2020
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Hisokaism is where we praise Hisoka Morrow from Hunter X Hunter we go around in comment sections and tell people to join, “BUNGEE GUM CONTAINS THE PROPERTIES OF RUBBER AND GUM JOIN HISOKAISM!!”
did you join the religion hisokaism yet??
by hisokas wife <333 October 30, 2020
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Our lord and savior from Hunter x Hunter. This magic clown is slayin. Hisoka is the hottest baddie. No competition.
Illumi: Assassins don’t need friends
Hisoka:*is dazzeling*
Illumi: I found my new bff

⭐️👄💧
by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020
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