hinki

A virtual e-faggot on World of Warcraft whose brain is almost as small as his penis. He likes to go around and acts like he's the best shit, yet he's actually extremely bad at the game and dodges wargames 24/7. He also acts this way because his father inserted too many bananas inside his rectum during his early childhood, and will continue to do so throughout his natural life. If you see him, don't even bother making fun of him. He'll just call you bad, ask for a wargame, and then if you agree, he comes up with an excuse to dodge. He's actually the most pathetic player on World of Warcraft, aside from the lumbering pile of obese garbage that is Cassie.

Me: Hinki, you're ugly and I bet you look like Nosferatu irl.
hinkisterx: haha wargame me noob xd
Me: Ok, I have my partners. Send the wargame request.
lordhinkx: hahahahaahahhahaha no thx fggot, u rnt worth my time xd
Me: ....

by roec October 31, 2013

Hinky

The fifteenth phalange on the Cro-Magnon hand.

Gor's clubbing accident resulted in a dislocated shoulder, a sprained wrist, and a fractured hinky.

by realscribner January 21, 2021

Hinky

Odd, different, usual, unable to read or wrap ones head around.

My boyfriend is hinky, I just don't know how to read him sometimes.

by Urban Dictionary Belle October 23, 2009

Hinky

Unable to read or get a feel for someone or something.

You're so hinky, I don't know how to take you sometimes.

He's so hinky, I don't know what to make of him.

by UD Contributor October 23, 2009

hinky chinky

A derogatory phrase to denote anything Chinese. This is a rhyming slur.

Hinky Chinky Chinaman!

That's a real hinky chinky outfit!

by Tom from the Shore November 17, 2007

hinky safari

..an event, job, date, that gets screwed-up, not what is was supposed to be...

...i gotta tell ya kati..this thing turned into nothing more than a hinky safari...

by timothy h. smith June 28, 2008

Hinky Dorey

A step up from hinky, things that seem WAY out of place.

this card is very hinky dorey

by Tastycakes36 October 3, 2009