The act performed by an indoor pet when it has a piece of crap stuck to it's rear or when the animal has worms crawling out of it's anus and drags it's rear end along the carpet to remove such attachments.
I wish we didn't have white carpets cause it's real obvious where Snowball did her hinie slide.
When someone texts you "hiiiiiii" with 7 i, its probably not them. A cat has probably went over the keyboard and wrote that word with coincidence. (probably coincidence..)
you: hello mate!
Your friend: hiiiiiii
You: how are you?
Your friend: hdjeiwjdbwowowjendnsnmskqjwjdj