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A "High-Five Fucker" refers to a nazi or neo-nazi. Specifically the nazi salute, as reaching out for a high-five resembles the over-the-head salute.
"Yo what is he wearing?"
"A swastika armband, of course it won't let be John that High-Five fucker."
by Hotterthanawitchestitty September 7, 2021
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A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.

Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.

Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'
Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"

other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"

*Slaps Skin*

20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."
by BeckDylan612 September 10, 2009
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the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.
I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!
by Ldestruckto June 13, 2009
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Are You Fucking High?

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When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'
Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'
by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013
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Are you fucking high?

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What Jeffy asks Mario alot.
Mario: Alright Jeffy, it's time to eat your green beans, whilst I have a slice of pizza just for me!

Jeffy: WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS AND YOU EAT A PIZZA, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!
by UltimateDoge April 23, 2021
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A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!
A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint
by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020
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When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle at a party, usually in a side room, and a buddy walks by to use the bathroom or what have you and you high five him mid-stroke.
Hahaha, I just went to take a piss in the bathroom upstairs and gave john a Fucking High Five while he was nailing some nasty slut.
by DethbyNo February 7, 2010
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