Hide

An utterly unattractive female.

Son, I wouldnt touch that Hide with a 20 foot golden dick.

by Rick Delicious February 10, 2007

hides*

If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you

Boy: so what are you up to?
Girl: nothing much *hides*

by Lamplord December 4, 2014

in hiding

1) sketchily secluding yourself from the people you know
2) being a hermit (don't confuse this with being a hobbit- that is something different- see Lord of the Rings)
3) being anti-social

1) staying in your room, alone, with the door closed on a saturday night (note: this does not mean closing the door and drinking with your roommate and a couple friends or whoever knocks...)
2) taking a many-mile walk alone (note-this walk is not for exorcise or running errands; it is for purposely getting away from the people you know....though, yes, you are technically out in the public)

by sweet pea February 19, 2004

Hided

To hide in a childish mannor

"i hided his teddy bear and he will soon die of not sleeping!Muahahahah!!!!"

by Alexis Vances January 25, 2008

The Hide

The hide is a gesture made when you're embarassed. You put your hands in front of your face and hide from the person you're speaking to. You may use other things to hide yourself, such as pillows or behind things.

*says something embarassing*
*does the hide*

by shwS January 11, 2009

Hide

He eats everything you give to him. Jewelry, Coins, Tissues, Paper. Children.

You know that man who got arrested? He was such a Hide.

by Some Guy, probably your Dad. August 9, 2015

hide the plantain

Trying to hide a boner

Johnny: You guys can play hide the plantain another time, you need to stay focused on your training.

Miguel: Yes Sensei Lawrence

by Burdac January 11, 2021