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Queer eye for the Hi-5

A symbolic handshake that originated from the indiginous tribe of ballwashers from CHRW. This gesture is usually followed with an annoying cat call that resembles a dying Ostrich: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah"
Only queers, ballwashers and cockgobblersof similar creeds can use this gesture - it is forbidden for anyone else.
John: "I am the greatest living human
being ever."
Acorn: <Hi-5 slap! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH!!!"
by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004
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third eye hi-5

aka head bump, when you and another touch foreheads, as do American football players (helmeted, usually) and Tibetan lamas (ceremonially)
Don't just hug me, give me a third eye hi-5..!
by caddy wampus April 23, 2011
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and together we're hi-5

The annoying catchphrase of the famous Australian kids band "Hi-5" that they use before the segments begin.
It has been used since the show's debut in 1999 and first debuted in the first script.
Hi Im Tim Hi Im Lauren Hi Im Fely Hi Im Casey Hi Im Stevie And Together We're Hi-5
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Hi5ToSafety

The username of Seth Rogens Twitch channel
I'm subscribed to Hi5ToSafety on Twitch
by No1mann June 1, 2016
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hi5

hi5 is an online environment for meeting new people, connecting with friends, and sharing ideas. Something like MySpace, but easier.
theirs ups and downs to it, you cant personolize it that much, but its way easier to use tehn MySpace
go to hi5.com and see whats up
but you do have to sign up for it
by none85 September 6, 2005
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self hi5

this is a way i like to congatulate myself on a job well done.. cos like.. WHO CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES OPiNiONS..

iTS FoR yOu...
so congratulate yourself wit a
SELF Hi5....
directions for a self hi-5

I'm gonna self hi5 myself to kewlness.

one. bend knees slightly and prepare your body in the "ready to jump over a wild maniac cat wit a chainsaw and foamin at themouth wit rabies and is going to eat ur ass" position. with both arms loosely by your hips.

two. tighten muscles in lower calfs of both legs, tense up ur toes and ready urself for a vertical launch into the wide oxygen air above ur beautifully shaped head.. begin raisin and extendin both arms in an upwards claspin motion..

three. thrustin ur body upwards and pushin quite hard, whilst simultanously clappin your open palms above your head
Tip : Clap like ur clappin for somethin great or Wonderfullingly wonderful and good..

four. now is the exciting part.. as your hands clasp
together and omit that !!CLAP!! sound..scream from the height of your voice wit all of your lungs can
errupt.. omit the following phrase..

"SELF-HI-FiVE.."

five. picture this exact moment in ur mind and remember this
as a "Valued Moment".. you now look the BiZ..you're coolness factor has jus increased by 50%!!

six. land gracefully upon the ground sound and safe whilst
maintainin a perfect confident dazzlin smile..

Notice how now everybody knows how great you are..

the end...
by Greg "DamoBrad" Doyle December 10, 2007
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