HeteroDemiRomantic

Hetero: Attraction (sexual or romantic) to the opposite sex
Demi: Must form a strong bond with the person in question before you feel attraction towards them
Romantic: Romantic attraction to the person in question

Brian came out to his friends as HeteroDemiRomantic

by hi_im_greg January 25, 2017

heterosexual

A person who is attracted to the oppisite sex

Girlz like/love boys
Boys like/love girls

by sharon August 21, 2003

Heterosexuality

The quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to people of the opposite sex.

Statistically, the vast majority of human beings at any one point in history are heterosexual.

Only Heterosexual sex can lead to the creation of new human beings.

I wouldn't be alive without Heterosexuality. As a matter of fact, none of us would be alive.

by Legit Muscle Head July 1, 2019

Closet Heterosexual

A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.

Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.

by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008

Aggressively Heterosexual

When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.

e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.

David: Look at that guy over there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.

by Bitch Chigga March 25, 2020

heteroshreksual

Having or expressing sexual attraction to ogres of the opposite corresponding gender. Heteroshreksuals often associate sexually with anything relating to the Dreamworks movie "Shrek".

Person1: "Holy shit, Shrek is so hot"
Person2: "Are you Heteroshreksual or something???"

Person1: "Damn, I heard he beats of to All-Star by Smashmouth"
Person2: "Bruh.. that's hardcore heteroshreksual... He must be pretty eager it get his donkey in someone's swamp..."

by ANDROID POWER!!! March 20, 2019

Heteropessimism

The pessimism of being heterosexual.
You are not feeling optimistic about the heterosexual dating scene, and you do not think it will ever change in a positive way.

Person 1: I do not date anymore, I cannot take the disappointment and grieve everytime a meet someone new. It is better to be alone than all that unpaid emotional labour dealing with the bullshit

Person 2: Ah I see, you are dealing with heteropessimism.

by djleen October 22, 2019