some sort of molesterish creep that one middle school has hired for a music teacher. no one knows why. everyone crys. i no how to ryme. i can do it on a dime.
yea im done
but still
he hasn't won
the battle
on top of
my cattle
because she pooped
on his head
which he scooped
inside his bed.
yea im done
but still
he hasn't won
the battle
on top of
my cattle
because she pooped
on his head
which he scooped
inside his bed.
by cumnugget October 16, 2008
Get the hessemug. 
In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level
Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?
Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
by capnsouth December 22, 2010
Get the get hessed onmug. by jazymtl September 27, 2019
Get the La Hessmug. To make fun of and/or back sass someone -in a sarcastic tone- for saying something that you don't care to hear.
by crazydrummer May 13, 2010
Get the Alright Hessmug. by EdgarM. November 29, 2007
Get the Herman Hessemug. by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018
Get the Max Hessmug.