The MacGinnis Hesitation

The fleeting--yet confused--pause experienced by one's fingertips and mind when one is presented with even one's most heavily-used user/password login screens.

After exhibiting the MacGinnis Hesitation, the subject commenced to provide her accurate login credentials.

by MacBerk September 23, 2009

Seat Cushion Hesitation

The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.

Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.

by pandamonger September 21, 2009

Heistand

The German way of spelling Hiestand

Look at that Heistand! That is one weird person

by skullbro1 March 17, 2019

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

by 1812marine May 27, 2016

Hesitat

Nervousness and indecision about getting a new tattoo.

Man, I want my girlfriend to get my name tattooed on her breasticle, but she's hesitat to do it.

by klevabich October 18, 2008

Viagra Resistant

A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.

Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss, maybe if you get with her you will get a raise."

Joe: "No way man, have you seen her, she is so ugly, she would be viagra resistant!

by charliedad March 15, 2009

hesitant

Hesitant is the adj of hesitate

Tom is such a hesitant, the job was offered to someone else because he couldn't make up his mind

by Shorouk July 16, 2017