Uncle Herschel's Favorite

Bending a lucky lady, or man, over the tabletop at the local Craker Barrel and pounding down on brown town and shouting "I'm back baby". All while enjoying a delicious breakfast of two eggs, a savory breakfast meat, two delicious sides and a hearty helping of biscuits and gravy off the small of their back.

I sure feel sorry for the bus boy that is going to be cleaning up that table after just witnessing the sloppiest Uncle Herschel's Favorite I have ever seen. Let's just say that is not gravy on the floor.

by Dick Onchin August 28, 2025

Herschel Highway

The alternative sex act of the virgin chosen people.

She gladly gave up her “ Herschel Highway “ as an alternative to losing her virginity before marriage.

by Auston Matthew’s Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2022

Herschel

To celebrate life surrounded by the people you love, while enjoying a shtickle herring

Hey guys, come over for some Herschel and whiskey

by Kive March 5, 2019

Herschel's Kiss

A sex act whereupon a man impregnates a woman, then gifts her with exactly enough Sugar (money) to buy a handbag at the local abortion clinic.

"I don't pay for abortions, I just give out Herschel's Kisses."

by lar de lar lar October 29, 2022

Herschelle

This bad bitch will always be there for you. She's hot and very thick ! Sometimes, she can be the meanest girl even if she doesn't look like.

Omg you're such a Herschelle!
I guess you're name is Herschelle.

by Herxa May 30, 2020

Herschel Squirts

When a man has unprotected sex with many women and it results in many kids to different mothers.

He has 4 kids to 4 different women. He suffers from a major case of the Herschel Squirts.

by RozMaToz October 6, 2022

Herschelle

He is a closeted gay and has boobs of a petite model and will be a good friend to you and make you laugh . He is desperate for love but also known as Obama or joblessking

Hey that gay dude looks like a herschelle

by Thisisnotnathan February 25, 2020