Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.

Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos

by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011

heterosexual lifemate

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob

by tandre October 4, 2008

Neil Patrick Harrisexual

Attracted exclusively to women and Neil Patrick Harris. Common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heterosexual.

Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.

Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.

by a homosexual male March 30, 2011

horrorsexual

someone who is sexually attracted to horror movies or horror movie villains

Omg I am such a horrorsexual, I get so turned on when he cuts her head off

by sargeantbunny March 8, 2015

Effeminate Heterosexual

A 100% heterosexual male who's body language and way of speaking is totally effeminate.

That dude we were talking to seems totally gay but his hot girlfriend told me he's just an Effeminate Heterosexual.

by roadierules January 3, 2011

Heterosexual

Someone sexually attracted to someone of the opposite sex.

Guy: I'm a heterosexual so I like girls.
Girl: I'm one too.

by JustDance2017 January 2, 2017

Heterosexual-Female

Sexually interested in individual men.

She is a Heterosexual-Female because she is Sexually interested in individual men.

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 25, 2017