hermelina

She is very strong like tiger, but she has a heart like a cat.

Hey Hermelina, hi.

by Fatty Energy June 8, 2021

Dog Helmeting

Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.

Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting

Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;

Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;

Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);

Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;

Step 5. Spin dog.
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by doughelmut March 20, 2009

hermetically

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree

Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.

by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

peewee hermaning

Originated from the name Peewee Herman; getting caught wacking off in a public place

Dude, I'd rather went a porno so I don't get arrested for Peewee Hermaning

by Magnum May 13, 2005

Hermetic

everything can be hermetic

my breakfast tasted hermetic
my boyfriend is very hermetic

by Hermetic guy September 12, 2019

hermeticlock

2b2t player with a hilariously large ad budget. (taken verbatim from his instagram bio)

that feeling when oldfags get hermeticlock ads in their insta

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2020

Helmuting

Putting your head into someones anus. (usually homosexual)

Those guys are helmuting each other.

by Joe Cauckegro January 15, 2008