Hermes

Slang for heroin

He's selling Hermes

by Mistrzero January 17, 2026

Hermès

A high end french designer brand know for their expensive silk scarf, among other accoutrements. Favored by Queen Elizabeth II, Sharon Stone, Hillary Clinton, and Madonna.

That dude in the club's wearing Hermès muct be rich, I'm going to try to hook up with him.

by the_man August 25, 2006

Hérmes

Hérmes is a girl in jail who hides money in her boobs

Are you being like Hérmes and hiding money in your boobs

by jojostoneoceanaaaaaa January 30, 2022

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

Hermes Hermes

A synonym for Gucci that means cool, wonderful, good, and awesome

Thing #1: do you want to go to mall?
Thing #2: Hermes Hermes

by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019

Hermes Sky Pirate

A person who is not afraid of social embarrassment do to a mixture of confidence and stupidity.

John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"

Dave: "What did he do?"

John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."

Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."

by Sky Intruder April 24, 2011