heembo

Of or related to the socially awkward. Generally a multifunctional root word. Various definitions similar to the "F" word. One can really make this into any reasonable word or definition. queer, weird, gay, strange.

Heembologist, heembosapien, heembosaurus, heembonaut, heemboism, no heembo (derivation: no homo), heembosexual, etc.

Heembosexual:

friend 1: yo look at that girl she's mad pretty.
friend 2: nah chill with that, i heard she's heembosexual.

by grimefighter007 November 9, 2010

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Hermjob

during the act of a women giving you a blowjob, you continuously slap her with her with your stomach fat

my girlfriend said she liked it rough, so i told her to give me a blowjob and then i proceeded with giving her a hermjob

by bengie garcia October 30, 2011

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Hermione Granger

The strong, feminist lead in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. Although sometimes seen as bookish, nagging or standoffish, she is also startlingly intelligent, instinctively brave and loyal and also the focus of much of the humour in Rowling’s later installments. The young Miss Granger does suffer for her intelligence, being labelled an “insufferable know-it-all” by her own teacher (evil Snape *hiss*)...

all credit to Wendy Boswell's ''Why We Like Hermione Granger: An Essay''

(Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library)
Hermione Granger: (snaps her fingers) Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
(Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper)
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

by riotgirl678 November 30, 2009

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hermononeucleosis

a word popularized by Joey Ritcher, who plays Ron Weasley in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. this perticular line was said in act 1, part 11, of A Very Potter Sequel, as seen on YouTube.

Darren Criss Harry -umm, HERMAINY? HERMAN?
*random gibberish that i couldn't figure out*
Joey Ritcher Ron -HERMANABANANA? HERM-OINGO-BOINGO-OINGO-BOINGO
Darren Criss Harry -HERMANO?
Joey Ritcher RonHERMONONEUCLEOSIS?
*"Harry and Ron" see "Hermione Bonnie*
All -AHHHHH
Darren Criss Harry -Its just Herman!
Joey Ritcher Ron - HERMAN! YOUR THE MONSTER?!

by MikaelaShiree January 23, 2011

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Northfield Mount Hermon

The best prep school to ever be created. In the beginning, if you were pretentious and snobby, you were turned away by admissions immediately. It is a place where, both in history and present, many celebrities send their kids i.e. Jackie Robinson, Daniel Craig, John Irving, Patrick Ewing, etc. Celebrities are made at NMH too, such as Uma Thurman, Laura Linney, Chiddy Bang, etc.

It is a prep school that proves you don't have to be snobs to be a successful prep school. NMH Basketball is the biggest feeder to the Ivy League in the country and dominates typical schools like Deerfield. NMH teaches kids to go out and DO SOMETHING in the world, not make a lot of money.

It has quite possibly the best food in prep school, and one of the nicest campuses too.

Other schools such as Choate, Exeter and Deerfield think NMH is a hippy drug school, because the students don't dress in pastels 24/7 and can have good times.

All in all, NMH trumps the other prep schools except maybe Taft which is a pretty sick place.

Northfield Mount Hermon Students are real people, not kids riding daddy's money through life.

by Prep School Evaluator December 18, 2012

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