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Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Hermorrhoid by tnunnster October 7, 2010

hermoans 

Bodily changes that lead to sex and moaning.
It takes a lot of hormones to make a lot of hermoans!
hermoans by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017
The female version of the male himbo, not to be confused with the root term, bimbo which is classically defined and an attractive but dumb woman. Herbo is defined as a woman who is attractive and strong while also being a bit of a ditz.
Have you heard about my new book character? She plays on the women’s football team but doesn’t do very well in social situations or in class. She is a bit of a herbo.
Herbo by HavocInHavengul August 2, 2020

Hermononucleosis 

A disease which causes you to become Hermione Granger (Herman, Hermanana, Hermiongle boingle boingle, Hermanmonster)
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have Hermononucleosis.
Patient: Hermononucleosis? What's that?
Doctor: Well, the symptoms are very complicated, but basically it turns you into a frumpy, ugly little girl who has no friends and carries around enormous books, and you lose your popularity and your ability to draw.
Patient: Is it deadly?
Doctor: Not by itself, no. But the isolation and endless teasing may provoke suicide. And, unfortunately, we have not yet found a cure.
Hermoso is a name for a guy like hes cute or very very handsome
Wow ! Pete wentz es muy hermoso
hermoso by folieaduex June 13, 2016

Hermione Granger 

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.
How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.