Hedonize

the act of pursuing pleasure and self-gratification, sometimes excessively (for humor's sake).

Jules: Damn, I'm feeling down man. What do you do when you got the blues Vince?

Vince: I just hedonize it away. After a few rips of my bong, a triple bacon cheeseburger, and masturbating 12 times to my favorite pornos, I feel right as rain.

Jules: Intriguing...

by Muffka June 17, 2009

Heont

When somebody says heont its equivalent to saying he don't. You pronounce this word like he-own-t

Hey bro does your brother have the new Jordans? Nah bro heont have em yet.

by Justa nutha brotha January 15, 2020

Hoeni

Best/coolest person you will ever meet

Person 1: have you seen hoeni he is sooo cool
Person 2: yeah I know right

by Ya boy biscuit April 10, 2020

Hernigan

A skinny obnoxious person who is starved for attention. Very loud and boisterous with extreme mood swings: one minute they are on a high horse annoying others, and the next the world is ending in their opinion. They tend to "bob" when in high horse mode.

The hernigan that is perched up at the bar is getting on everyones nerves. I wish someone would bring him down off his high horse and send him home.

by Manita M. December 23, 2009

Henil

Name used for very cool, mean looking but nice boys. People who use this name are mature but humorous as well and are very fun people once you come close to them.

What do you mean he's unapproachable?? He's just Henil.

by AnnaXavier August 12, 2021

shelley hennig

the most beautiful and talented person in the entire world who myself and many others love with all of our hearts.

she's such an amazing human being, I will forever love Shelley Hennig with all of my heart!

by maliable August 18, 2017

Rational Hedonism

A modern, growing Religion based on enjoying the pleasures of this life, now, instead of holding out for a hoped-for heaven after you're dead and it's too late.

Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.

Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.

hedonism

Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.

by Subtle_PuppetMaster January 3, 2011