Test Engineer 

A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.

It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.

Test Engineer by Syd Crowe August 22, 2019

hillbilly engineering 

Having to make due with what you have, because you know you won't be getting anything else. Creations that aren't sophisticated or pretty but they get the job done.

The system of cables they use to move cut timber down the mountain has got to be the ultimate in hillbilly engineering.

hillbilly engineering by knowman March 30, 2008

Mastering Engineering 

The number one cause for depression and suicide in engineering students. This program is so incompetent Satan wouldn't even use it to punish the damned because he wouldn't have the patience to input the 30 letter and number sequence to open the account. See also Mastering Chemistry, Mastering Physics, Mastering literally insert anything here. They're all equally crap.

"My professor assigned us Mastering Engineering this semester."
"That's rough buddy *ties you a noose*"

Mastering Engineering by Imjustnotfeelinguptoitrightnow May 1, 2016

jamba juice engineer 

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

jamba juice engineer by kgthelion October 24, 2010

chemical engineering 

1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape

Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"

chemical engineering by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013

Engineering 3.0 

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.

"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"

Engineering 3.0 by JMcFlyasdf November 5, 2011

Aerospace Engineering 

A field where your best will never be good enough and girls are rarer than a shiny Pikachu.

college freshman: "I don't really care about happiness in life, or enjoying college..I think I'll go into aerospace engineering."

Aerospace Engineering by shiny pikachu February 10, 2013