helmut roll

an artists reference to the act of recieving (or giving for our gay brothers) head. ie...to have ones cock sucked!

Wally: Hey Stevo, did you hear about Spanner cracking his Sonia fair dinkum in the mouth, apparently sent several teeth flying.
Stevo: Yeah, Spanner told me all about it himself. He reckons that Sonai, or "the cunt" as he referred to her, wouldn't give him a helmut roll after he fixed the stove for her
Wally: Fuckin ungrateful bitch

by ulb remorse November 11, 2009

Helmut Lang

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

by Ian Chode May 2, 2004

Cheese Helmut

An uncircumsized foreskin

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009

Gutter Helmut

The art of ejaculating on that one spot, towards the back of her head, where it causes a flow down to her back and then continues along her ass crack and ends up collecting into a pool on the floor.

Damnit Cletus! Why you always gotta jizz on the back of my head?
Listen here woman! The day you can jizz on the back of my head is the day you can tell me where i should be jizz'n!
I like how it just flows like rain...
Now go take your shower and let's cuddle, my little gutter helmut!

by AthieN September 4, 2008

hair helmut

The appearance of a helmut attached to the head created by the installation of a bad or unnatural hair piece.

If you casually look at Marv Albert, it will be clear to the most careless eyes that he is wearing a hair helmut.

by Patrick Harrington May 17, 2006

roman soldier helmut

when a man rests the shaft of a penis down a girls nose while rest the balls across her forehead giving the illusion of a helmut.

I gave her some arabian googles then i let my shaft down and gave her the roman soldier helmut!

by k November 10, 2004

German war helmut

Another term for a circumcised penis.

This term stems from the resemblance of the tip of a circumsied penis to a WW2 German army helmut.

Jane: are you circumcised?

John: Yup i got my german war helmut on.

by crustacean July 17, 2009