hessage

Yeah, it a message from a dude named Meaven.

"Hey man, what did you get in the mail?"
"Yeah, I just got a hessage."

by The Law 72 February 11, 2014

Heinskitz Velvet

In Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when examining the tank, Heinskitz Velvet was the name that Ace made up when talking to the reporters.

Heinskitz Velvet, trainer of dolphins.

by Makecheeze June 10, 2009

Heisting Frenzy

When you shoplift items ten times in a row from your local White Hen without getting caught.

Comes from the Halo term "Killing Frenzy"

Guy walks out with Twix bar
*Manly voice* "Heisting Frenzy"
Guy: "Damn I'm good"

by Mcheist March 10, 2009

get hessed on

In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level

Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!

by capnsouth December 22, 2010

Hessam

A very goodlooking, handsome, hot, sexy and awesome iranian who is loved by many .

He was really hessam.
damn check that hessam out.

by aaatteesh paareh January 3, 2009

heist

1. n. The pre-meditated, organized robbery of a bank, shop, warehouse or other location

2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.

1. Pauly and Slim Jim planned the bank heist weeks in advance.

2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.

by the pope June 8, 2004

Dirty Heisman

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.

by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 25, 2005