Heifer

A term used to address a close friend or to insult someone for being fat

Yo! Heifer where you at?

Heifer!! Your my bestfriend

by vicloco July 06, 2015

Heifer

-fat bitch
- female con artist

Shut the fuck up u heifer

by DaqueenNY June 30, 2015

heiferized

the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.

heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)

by northern new york December 29, 2008

Heifer

Alexa Renich-Malek

Hey my boy moses is dating a heifer

by Young Mole 01 January 09, 2018

Heifer

heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.

6th grader: so what? im in middle-school, i can date!
8th grader: ok, heifer.

by xaruh_ March 13, 2020

Heifer

A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.

Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."

by New Eglish February 20, 2018

crazy heifer

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

by SMONSTER October 01, 2012