A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

Windy disturbance in your 'hedgerow' or 'intimate feminine area, or 'a fanny fart.'

Moira: "Ooh, I just had a bustle in me hedgerow."
Keith: "A bustle in your hedgerow? Yikes."

by Jonners October 16, 2005

bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe May 13, 2005

hedgerow warfare

(n.) Fighting between rows of hedges, where snipers and entire units may be concealed. Common in the closing days of world war II.

hedgerow warfare was common between d-day and ve day.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

hedgerton

A person with hair similar to a hedgehog

Stupid Hegertons in that corner over there

by David Richardson February 26, 2005

hedgery

Hedgery refers to any hedge plantings (whether grouped symmetrically or asymmetrically) that tend to become overgrown, on purpose, to exhibit the defiant wildness and power of nature and may indicate the rebelliousness of the property owner. Hedgeries may be irritating to neighbors in manicured communities, and are generally more appreciated in a country setting. Well clipped and trained shrubbery is more appropriate to manicured communities. A hedgery may be composed of foliage or flowering plants, including but not limited to those used in shrubbery. Bougainvillea, Fuchsia, and berry bushes are common examples of Hedgery plants.

Have you ever seen such blooms as those on Marge's Fuchsia hedgery?

You know Laurel, we're going to have to speak to the Nesbit's. I swear, since they took the place over from Alice and Dan, that beautiful Bougainvillea shrubbery on the side has turned into a flipping hedgery! It needs clipping desperate, for every time a body walks by they get slapped in the face with a branch of it. Those thorns are a danger to the eyes of every passer by, although the flowers are quite lovely.

by martiehen August 17, 2011

zach heider

A thicc ass baddie music maker from iow. Has a thicc bum when he sends me videos of him on the toilet. Very cute with his perm and his singing gets all the ladies.

Hey did you see that Zach Heider yesterday?
Oh my god no! Where is he?

by ardenejensen April 16, 2021

Hedgery

anything that looks like a giant bush.

That giant hedgery happening down there is lock enough.

by sarahvjj August 11, 2011