Hedgehog

The cutest animal that has ever lived on our planet. we don’t deserve them

i’m so grateful for my pet hedgehog 🦔

by snobby_fries2161 June 28, 2019

Hedgehog

The cutest animal on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I love hedgehogs

by Diretioner💖 July 26, 2021

The Hedgehog

Nickname given to famous porn star Ron Jeremy. He is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis.

I love watching movies with The Hedgehog in them. Ron Jeremy is a stud.

by The Unijacker December 7, 2006

Hedgehog

Martin Freeman

"Awww, look at that cute hedgehog"

by mystery135 August 20, 2013

Hedgehog

A hedgehog is a small thing with prickles on it.

David Attenborough: As you can see, the wild hedgehog waddles from place to place. Note its prickles: sharp objects that act as a defence mechanism against whales.

by T Barker April 24, 2013

Hedgehog

A subspecies of Saiyan found on earth. Unlike the ones found on Planet Vegeta, these Saiyans resemble a shrew with spikes on it's back. They are extremely fast and will tell people that they're too slow. They can go Super Saiyan when exposed to 7 chaos emeralds.

I have a pet hedgehog. His name is Sonic. He ran away and told me I'm too slow.

by Memetic Man August 5, 2010

Hedgehogging

When a girl's pubic hair is prickly, leaving her to look and feel like a hedgehog, either because:

1) She is sporting some growth after recently shaving,
2) She shaves with a number 2 clipper only.

Shit dude, that girl I picked up last night was seriously hedgehogging. I have a rash all over my junk...

by SgtHotdogs March 4, 2011