Heap

'The Heap' or 'Heap' refers to a car which is falling apart in nearly everyway possible, disliked by its owner on large scale, and quite often the owner will have been completely conned and waste alot of money hopelessly trying to save the heap

Owner: "just been for a drive in the heap, it stalled 3 times, then i had to get towed home"

Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"

by one_of_lewis's_friends June 14, 2008

Heap

1. noun/adjective
-Heap of shit
2. verb
-When someone takes a shit
-When someone get's pissed off

1. noun/adjective
-"What a heap!"
2. -"I need to heap" or "I just took a heap"
-"My teacher heaped when I was late"

by nomad April 30, 2004

HEAP

High Explove Armour Piercing

They fired the 40x54mm High Explosive Armour Piercing round into the vehicle blowing it up instantly

by Kalashnikov June 1, 2003

Heap

The collective noun for a group of donuts.

They brought a heap of donuts, I'm sure they wouldn't miss just one.

by etonbongwoop April 28, 2019

A heap

A cluster of white people

1: I just saw a heap, dude!

2: No way bro!

1: Yea, they were all talking about mayonaise.

by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020

Heaps

A word oversensationalised by students at Nudgee College(Australia) used to put forward a facade of being "cool". It is mainly used to refer to an excess of something.

The word originated through the Seniors of Nudgee College in 2006 and is another "Trend-Set" words which will eventually be discarded when a new and "cooler" word surfaces.

Many students, primarily borders and conformist "day boys" use this word to act cool and continue the trend.

1. "Heaps of hard-out"
2. "Heaps bruz"
3. "Heaps of cool"

by Raoulsavparty November 6, 2006

Heaps A

The term used to define when something is 'very good', or when something was a positive experience.

Originated in Sydney's upper class private schools on the North Shore, amongst its senior yeargroups, before branching out towards the Northern Beaches and the Western Suburbs, as well as the Shire.

Mark's 18th was heaps A.

"Did you hear about Paul throwing his shoes at Mr Smith?"
"Holy shit, that's heaps A."

"I went hunting the other day, shot down two ducks, and I was like, "A."

by [W] - SAC 2008 March 29, 2009