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Handmaiden

A fertile woman brought into a household where the wife is unable to conceive.
She will then help with odd jobs around the house, but will also be subject to sexual relations with the man/husband of the household in order to try and bear them a child.
She's a handmaid, she's got an amazing tale to tell.

Look at that handmaiden, she seems like she would be able to provide men with a child.
by Mrdrand June 18, 2018
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bullis headmaster

the most annoying and biggest stickler of them all..the stupid ass quaker...farquar
Damn...that bullis headmaster farquar sure is an ass!
by serious-hater March 31, 2005
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handmapping

"Hey Josh, this handmapping is a lot like scrubbing a toilet dont'cha think?"
by enice September 7, 2005
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Handmade Mayo

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.
"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."
by Fanimal February 22, 2009
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scottish headmask

The scottish headmask is when the scrotum is wrapped around a girls face, and the penis is beat on her head like a drum.
"Man, I gave this chick the scottish headmask the other day, and it gave her a headache!"
by Kevin Scruggs February 17, 2007
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Handmanship

Like craftsmanship, but applies only to skills of the hands. For example, craftsmanship can refer to witchery. Handmanship never could. A clear distinction. Could have a sexual connotation as well. A man or woman who shows exuberance in the bedroom with their hands.
He practices his handmanship in the washroom.

He brought her to great levels of ecstacy with his superior handmanship.
by misspiggy44 March 14, 2010
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HeadMate

An alternate personality or identity living in your head. Similar to a roommate or a house mate, but inside your skull. A person who describes themselves as having headmates is saying that they have people living in their heads who they have conversations with.

Some people can claim different ethnicities or sexualities, thus allowing them to join an autonomous caucus (for instance queer or women’s) that they were not otherwise entitled to join.

When they are acting as the personality of one of their headmates, they call this "fronting"

Related to Otherkin, Multiple Systems, and Tumblr social justice activist
I was so out of it I blacked out and one of my headmates took over and drove the car home.
by psuedon April 7, 2013
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